Anger Management

I just now practically pulled a kid off of Curious George near the puppet theater. He had been whaling on the poor monkey for a good five minutes before his mother and I arrived simultaneously to get him off. I was surprised at the level of intensity with which he was inflicting his blows. Poor George. He is now quietly sitting back in his corner, reading a biography of Mahatma Gandhi -- presumably to stave off any violent impulses he may be having towards children on account of his recent attack.
One of these days, though, he's gonna blow -- and I don't think I want to be around to see it...